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[explico]

it's April Fool's Gar i'm kidding!!! :)

[greenily]

it's april??

[ Stupid time displacement. He can't believe it. ]

man i'm so mad at myself, i should've been setting YOU up

[explico]

i know i thought you would have!
it's okay you'll get me next time

[greenily]

i will!
although i guess that'd mean we're here for a whole year...


but hey! there's still time to get dick! you want to help?

[explico]

did you just ask if i want to get laid???

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[ .................. ]

so i have this friend
dick grayson?
i probably should have said that first right

[explico]

ah that explains a lot (:

speaking of though.... have you started thinking about quota?

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that's a great segway that's awesome




i've thought about it

[explico]

i am great at those.

thought about it as in.... remembered you need to three times. in a month. and shouldn't take too long.

[greenily]

[ Why is this happening to him. With her, of all people. Good thing she can't see him blushing furiously! ]

yeah, i remember. it's just kind of

i don't know, anna, this really isn't how i imagined any of this.

[explico]

i get that. i really do.

that's the hardest part for people like you. you did everything right and now... this is what you're left with.

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i know that. i know i have to follow the rules and not get in trouble. the last thing i want is to be experimented on, believe me. i'm not gonna let that happen, in theory. but the truth is? i don't even really know where to start.

[explico]

well if you want someone and something low pressure... i'm always here.

[greenily]

[ He bluescreens, just for a second. ]

i think our definitions of low pressure are wildly different

[explico]

what do you mean?

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i mean, have you seen how out of my league you are, anna???

[explico]

... what!? is that what you think????

gar you're fucking hot! and cute af too. it's so dangerous!!

[greenily]

[ His cheeks are on fire. Thank god she can't see. ]

i'm

so you mean, you want to? not just that you're trying to help me out because they say so

[explico]

with you? yeah. i'd really like that.

but also i don't want to pressure you either. that's why i'm offering to help ease you into things, not just. trying to get with you because i'm pretty into you.

[greenily]

[ She's into him.

[ That's what she said. Yeah, this is not low pressure, at all. There's a delay. ]

okay. it's just that i haven't actually done that, with anyone, before.

please don't say that puts you off.

[explico]

really? that's so shocking to hear. i am honestly stunned!

it just makes me want to teach you honestly ;)

[greenily]

[ Maybe if he concentrates really hard he can turn into an animal small enough for the floor to swallow him. An ant would probably work. ]

okay. so

okay. i'd like that a lot.

[ So long as she still likes him, afterwards. ]

[explico]

seriously? you would? with me?

you're not just saying that?

[greenily]

is that a serious question?

you're kind, and funny, and really pretty. i mean like, really pretty. i'm pretty sure the only guy who'd say no to you is a guy who doesn't like girls

[explico]

you're so sweet it literally hurts.

do you want to maybe hang out? just cuddle? maybe make out a little? just some kinda. get to know each other physically stuff.